college

college
1. (college) (6273↑, 813↓)
A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

2. (college) (2896↑, 323↓)
the place where you enter inexorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive 4-year waiting period for a paper called "degree".

I will owe Wells Fargo my first born so I can pay off my college.

3. (college) (2534↑, 363↓)
an expensive daycare center

I'll be retirin' soon, and the kids is gettin' too old for no one to notice if I kill 'em...

Author: retarded student http://college.urbanup.com/365892
4. (college) (2030↑, 430↓)
a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go

After nine years at a junior college, i finally graduated and then become CEO of Penthouse

Author: Zachary Brown http://college.urbanup.com/859492
5. (college) (1710↑, 317↓)
Too FUCKING expensive.

I pay 5 times as much in college tuition as the in-state guys for the same fucking classes, even though I have lived in the state for two years now. And to think that all the money is going to some corporate executive's pay bonus pisses me off royally.

Author: out-of-state student http://college.urbanup.com/335138
6. (college) (1503↑, 302↓)
Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons. reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out. reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college. Mom: That's great son. Dad: How much will it cost? Kid: Around 10k. Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid. THE END

Author: Nik The Prick http://college.urbanup.com/130680
7. (college) (1220↑, 191↓)
High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

Dude: this is just like high school with hotter chicks. Dude2: YA

8. (college) (1147↑, 307↓)
A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.

My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.

Author: I hate college http://college.urbanup.com/989146
9. (College) (700↑, 64↓)
A highly overated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four+ years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore, tuition office, and the american educational system. And as a bonus you get a piece of paper called a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will know why you are so stupid.

EMPLOYER: So why do want to work here? EX-STUDENT: Because I went to college, and therefore I am entitled to a high paying job. EMPLOYER: Of course. I think you will do well with us. Here is a corner cubicle where you'll spend the rest of your life complaining about why you never get a raise and dot.com dropouts are making more than you. EX-STUDENT: Sounds great\! The job world isn't so hard after all.

10. (college) (676↑, 69↓)
An alternative to buying a Ferrari (they cost about the same).

Damn, that Ferrari costs almost as much as college.

11. (college) (558↑, 57↓)
a forty thousand dollar bar tab

i cant wait to go to cheers

12. (College) (522↑, 59↓)
Consumer fraud.

Educators don't think of students as purchasers of a service (customers)

13. (college) (518↑, 61↓)
Supposedly the best years of your life. More accurately, a hellhole that knows no mercy and loves to beat you down and make you feel worthless. (See UC Berkeley)

College is supposed to be the best years of my life. I now want to kill myself if these are the "best" years.

Author: The Last Great American Liberal http://college.urbanup.com/324641
14. (college) (537↑, 90↓)
A place where you apply to go learn a ton of shit you won't use in your desired profession. Seriously, why the fuck does someone pursuing a major in biology need to take psychology and western civilization courses? When applying to 4-year-colleges, remember this: they only give a shit about your GPA and SAT scores. So if you're an overacheiving jock in 12th grade with no morals and a lengthy disciplinary history who likes to get drunk and fuck whores on the weekend, then you're more likely to get into a 4-year-college than someone with values who went to a community college that has a 2.65 GPA and an SAT score around 1000. Or, if your family is rich, it doesn't matter how shitty your grades in high school are, you can even get into Harvard if daddy is willing to make a "donation". If you are somehow able to get into a 4-year-school but don't look like Brad Pitt, you probably won't get laid, unless you can find a girl that is drunk enough.

Going to college and flushing $40,000 down the toilet are the same thing, basically.

Author: smiter_of_faggotry http://college.urbanup.com/969795
15. (college) (505↑, 67↓)
a $20,000 cover charge for 18-21 year olds

I was drunk my first semester at college.

16. (College) (452↑, 74↓)
4 years of digging yourself into a hole of debt that you may be able to escape in 20-30 years. Classes are about the only interesting thing in college. The people are usually stupid, spoiled rich kids who thing getting drunk on a Wednesday night, MTV, rap, drugs, alcohol, fraternities, sororities, and lame ass parties are the neatest things on the planet. Earning a degree is considered a gateway to a higher-paying income bracket. But in this economy, who knows?

-I can't earn my degree from college any sooner. -Most college students seem to be considered useless by the rest of the general population. -Why do people seek to prolong adolescence in college anyway?

Author: Sergio Valente http://college.urbanup.com/994199
17. (college) (327↑, 46↓)
1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working. 2. Hell

Your mom goes to college..

18. (College) (283↑, 14↓)
A place of conformity, stuck-up people, stds and brainwashing. Overpriced and worthless.

When College rejects you for admission, don't get upset. Be thankful that you dodged a bullet.

Author: not chasing the american dream http://college.urbanup.com/4925304
19. (college) (340↑, 74↓)
A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

20. (College) (309↑, 52↓)
An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.

The experience of a former student of DePaul University.

21. (college) (331↑, 78↓)
The time and the place for everything.

"There's a time and a place for everything, Mr. Garrison, and it's called college."

22. (college) (242↑, 45↓)
A place you go to to complete your government brainwashing.

And you pay for it too.

23. (college) (205↑, 16↓)
the worst idea I've ever had.

I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.

24. (college) (261↑, 72↓)
A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager. You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world. Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.

Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.

25. (college) (212↑, 25↓)
Where your family tells people you're going when you're really going to prison.

"Well, he's going to college for 18 months." \collegeor\college "Maryville? I went to college there for 6-10..."

26. (college) (197↑, 14↓)
1. High school redirected in a very expensive facility, concentrated with thousands of other crazy drunks, potheads, nerds, and hopeful virgins. It's the center where young adults feel free to do as they wish considering booze, drugs and sex are beknowngst parents, and only until holiday vacations are when their precious sons and daughters come home clean and sober (most of the time). It's the namesake of a heavily financial burden and longterm debt paid by the attendee soon after they (hopefully) graduate. 2. The Real World meets Animal House.

Girl: College is going to be awesome\! I can't wait to meet all the guys\! Nerd: I will graduate with a B.S. in Physics. Boy: I'm a Sigma Chi. Professor: I hate these little bastards. Parent: It's as if they're suckling on my retirement funds.

27. (College) (191↑, 10↓)
An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world

Hey, what are you doin' tonight? -Oh, not much just goin' to college.

28. (college) (177↑, 10↓)
An institution designed to steal friends and leave high schoolers feeling lonely and dejected.

High Schooler 1: Oh, I'm going to hang out with my friend Bob today---oh wait, I can't. COLLEGE STOLE HIM. Along Sallie, Martin, Allie, Chris, Denis, Justin, Ellie, Stacy, Amanda, Jimmy, Marina, Genny, and pretty much EVERYONE COOL.

29. (college) (169↑, 13↓)
n; (1) A place for students to gather to study their respective academia, meet new people, and engage in learning and intelligent conversation. (2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.

(1) Douglas majored in guitar and music, which really shows because he is a phenominal player now. He also seems to be reading a lot and engaging in intellectual discussion. (2) (Parent, at home): "Yes, we always knew Blake had a knack for business management systems, and we're glad he's following his dreams." (Blake, at [college]): "Dude whatever you gotta drink that shit, thats like the second time you and Terry tried to restack the cups and not drink. Shah, seriously dude drink up."

30. (college) (376↑, 229↓)
A place you go to actually get a job that doesn't involve "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you" or "Excuse me sir, would you be interested in a survey".

I went to college and now make 45k a year. Joe didn't go to college, and works in customer service making 17k a year.

31. (college) (177↑, 61↓)
A institution of higher brainwashing run by washed out radicals from the 1960's Anti War movement who have also saturated the public school system. Unlike school college you have to pay money in enter either from yout own pocked or government aid.

In college you have to pay to learn bullshit.

32. (College) (133↑, 31↓)
-A widely accepted and legalized racketeering scheme in which parents and students pay upwards of $30,000 to voluntarily accept extremely leftist propaganda as well as have their, bank accounts, homes and other viable assets regularly forcibly raped after getting it good from a bank or student loan branch. -There are many highly publicized myths, the most popular being, that there is rampant, uninhibited sex, and a bevy of busty wanton teens and young adult girls just waiting to have sex with any man who’ll have them. In reality, there is rampant sex, but everyone’s not hot, it’s sloppy, the girls are half-dead from booze and drugs, the guys go limp half of the way through and 1 out of ever 3 girls has been slipped something and ends up date-raped. -The truth of the matter is, college is another form of high school with more ‘freedom’ less restrictions and triple the money paid. Or, more accurately a brainwashing “group” akin to the Manson Family or the Heaven’s Gate Cult. College can however be a fun and exciting place, mainly for freshman and sophomores who can’t believe there is SO MUCH pot, coke, speed and alcohol readily available and mostly for free.

Twins Jessica & Ashley were given $50,000 each for college upon graduating high school. Jessica moved to California and bought a house in the Valley outright. Ashley got into a prestigious college, paid the entire $50K and now only ows Sally Mae $32,000.

33. (college) (120↑, 24↓)
A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)

Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market\! Hey John, what did ya do today? John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today? Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT\! I forgot to study for the test\!

34. (college) (110↑, 19↓)
A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.

Sleeping in college where you can be heard snoring is never good\!

35. (College) (96↑, 6↓)
All the way up until the late 1990's, if you had a college degree you stood out like a sore thumb on a job application. You were almost guaranteed a management position out of the box. Now days, everybody and their brother has some sort of degree, and since there is a high volume of degree holders in the market, the value of them has dropped significantly. As of 2009, there are more BA's and MA's working at Starbucks and grocery stores than ever before according to Forbes. College use to be super cheap (UCLA/UCSB/Berkeley being only 10k a year including room/board/tuition back in the late 90's). Now those same schools are 27k a year. The average undergraduate having over a 100k dollars in student loan debt. What I'm trying to say is that college use to be a no brainer investment, but now it is just the opposite. Unless you qualify for some serious FAFSA, Pell or Cal Grants, don't bother going because it simply isn't worth the debt if you're paying it out of your pocket. Instead, use the money you save by not going and invest into real estate or create your own business and be your own boss. Don't fall into the trap by thinking college is the only way to be successful

There are 1000's of college blogs, filled with 1000's of threads, with 1000's of posts of people who graduated with a 6 figure debt and are still working the same lame job they had in high school. Lets face it, no one out there gives two craps about what your interpretation of Shakespeare is, or if you know the definition of libertarianism. Watch Steve Job's Stanford Commencement on youtube.

36. (college) (100↑, 15↓)
1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis. 2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.

Shit, I can barely remember college.

37. (College) (144↑, 59↓)
A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear? not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

38. (College) (88↑, 6↓)
A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

39. (college) (189↑, 107↓)
fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen

I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?

40. (college) (116↑, 43↓)
Adjective: You become college if you attend college and constantly flaunt your extracurricular partying activities as if you are the only one who does it. These include 'Dave' concerts, binge drinking, drug use, and hooking up. A person who can identify with being college is normally arrogant toward their weekends, and can even be found yelling "college\!".

After overhearing the kids talk about how drunk they got at the f'n Dave concert they went to, Eric stated "Jeeze, those kids are pretty college."

41. (College) (114↑, 43↓)
Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your [transcript].

Max and Andrew are in college

42. (college) (75↑, 11↓)
Kinda like the 60's only with ipods and a wider variety of drugs and STDs

Grandpa: Well little Billy are you excited to go off to college? Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life\!\!

43. (college) (77↑, 14↓)
a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.

I decided to go to college. Now I want to kill myself.

44. (college) (81↑, 24↓)
A place to go where you can hear useless people pontificate on worthless topics. Seriously, all [professors] went into academia because the real world frightens them. If they actually had to go to a job that helped people or produced a viable product, well, that would just be hard work. I personally think that all professors ought to be replaced with talking sock monkeys.

Fred became a professor at a college because he was too much of an idiot to get a real job.

45. (college) (91↑, 35↓)
An institution that provokes higher learning after secondary education with extracurricular activities made availible to students.

The daily meeting of Pot Smokers/Nymphomaniacs Anonymous will now come to order........

46. (college) (130↑, 77↓)
A so called place of learning. Where you spend much time writing essays and having debates on useless subjects with arrogant men and women who think they are much smarter then they are.(see [www.lotrplaza.com] for more on arrogance) The smartest thing you can do, is drop out. It wont ruin your future, it wont make you stupider. it will just open your eyes to a differnt world --Ex Univeristy of Toronto Skule (engineering) student. Who was passing with a 85% in my engineering, and 95+ in physics minor/intrest.

Man, college suckers so many people out their money and life...

Author: He who arises in might http://college.urbanup.com/946853
47. (college) (101↑, 50↓)
A place your mom went to, according to Napoleon Dynamite.

"Your mom went to college."

48. (college) (48↑, 1↓)
the greatest scam ever.. A facility to go to get a degree which says you are eligible to work in a certain field. granted you do need to go to college to train for what you are required to do in a chosen career. you are required to pay absurd fees to attend and are required to take bullshit classes that do not apply to what you will be doing in your chosen career. these bullshit classes add up to about 2 years which in turn means double the money for the college.

none college

Author: ziptiesandwaffles http://college.urbanup.com/4448293
49. (college) (90↑, 47↓)
Costs more than most exotic cars. Great place to party and meet virgins though.

A: Bro you skipped on a chance to buy a Lamborghini to go to college? B: But going to college grants me 4 years worth of beer and women\! A: Haha so true\!

50. (college) (59↑, 19↓)
An elaborate gamble in which the student and family spends shit loads of money and bets it all on the student's ability to obtain a degree and land a profitable job thereafter. The majority of college students don't get their money's worth out of it, hence the majority of college students come from middle class or above families.

Yeah, I heard Bob is wagering his life on college. By the time he's done, he'll have a $30,000 dollars debt, and I'll have a $100,000 surplus\! HAHAHAHA

51. (college) (127↑, 89↓)
A place that typically 18 year old high-school graduates go to, with the ages of people attending ranging from 18 to 22. The student levels go from freshman to senior. Colleges are numerous and located all over the world, especially in America and Europe. Some colleges are very large, though, and are known as universities. College is usually a fun place, and a major lesson in life. However, there are plenty of jackasses and stuck-up bitches who try to ruin the experience. Though not in all cases or with every dormatory resident, drinking, smoking, blaring loud music, prank calls, etc, is frequent. In addition, the average college campus has a generally left-wing liberal atmosphere, and diversity seems to be of upmost importance above all else. Most Republicans, and many Christians, are judged and hated by a great majority of the other students.

I sure do hate all the drinking, drug use, and loud music that isn't even good blaring around midnight, as well as being judged and abused for my right-wing political affiliations, but all in all, I really love college.

Author: Republican Warrior http://college.urbanup.com/1139684
52. (college) (44↑, 7↓)
A waste of time and money.

Guy 1: Hey, man stop playing video games; they're college. Guy 2: I know...

53. (College) (36↑, 4↓)
A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.

College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.

54. (college) (50↑, 19↓)
4 or more years of your life that you spend getting high, which are temporary interrupted by classes

i'm currently a college student

55. (college) (90↑, 59↓)
A big party with a ridiculous door charge. A place you go to learn how to become an arrogant commie fag or a big fucking cum bucket bitch whore\!

College is a Satanic playground for elite snobs.

Author: Oh go to hell. http://college.urbanup.com/1016387
56. (college) (124↑, 94↓)
chicks and beer

i love college

57. (college) (58↑, 32↓)
A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you. A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.

College is an awkward stage for early adults.

58. (college) (39↑, 15↓)
a place for partying, drinking, and getting fucked up... and I guess an occasional school lesson here and there. - don't fall asleep with your shoes on at a party-- you'll get raped

that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked. Drink my beer and smoke my weed, but my good friends is all I need. Pass out at 3 wake up at 10 go out to eat and do it again, man I love college\! I love drinking\! I love women\! I love college...

Author: harry harminburg http://college.urbanup.com/3828337
59. (college) (74↑, 52↓)
a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?

college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies

60. (College) (84↑, 64↓)
1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs. 2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.

1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich." "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college" "Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich." 2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.

61. (College) (40↑, 22↓)
Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.

Julia: "Ugh this meat is yuck." Cristina: "There are millions of starving children in Ethiopia who would kill to have one morsel of your meat, and you're not eating it on the basis that "it's yuck"? You have no consideration for anyone." Julia: "Ugh you're so college."

62. (college) (25↑, 8↓)
place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.

yo on a scale from 1 to college...how college is that???

Author: CollegePimp303 http://college.urbanup.com/3322411
63. (College) (15↑, 0↓)
A place where sleep is never found.

Hey man, I have this 20 page research paper I haven't started because I was partying all night last night, yeah I'm going to have to pull an [all-nighter], it's due tomorrow, but hey that's college

64. (College) (20↑, 7↓)
The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

Author: Miles the Magnificent http://college.urbanup.com/5189978
65. (college) (38↑, 25↓)
college is where girls go to get fat

- At the start of college - Robert - Damn son, check out that hot bod on Alice - At the end of college - Robert - Damn son, check out that wagon on Alice

Author: iliketoeatmeat http://college.urbanup.com/3305670
66. (College) (16↑, 6↓)
As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.

Celeste: I woke up naked and didn't even know which dorm I was in. Haley: Omg Celeste stop being so college\! George: It's Wednesday night, so obviously we're hitting the bars and getting [blackout]. Adam: How college of you\! Hannah: IM SO DRUNK Celeste: COLLEGE\!

67. (College) (9↑, 0↓)
The loneliest place that I ever been to.

(From a recent online conversation) - So you went to American college. That means that you were partying non-stop, right? - Nope, not really. - Well, I saw some American movies and I thought that this is the only thing that everyone is doing in college. - Yeah - you can see zombies and walking dead in American movies too. Doesn't mean that they actually exist.

68. (College) (13↑, 4↓)
1- a place that rips you off 2- a time to get high, drunk, and laid all in one day...then go to class the next 3- a time to do whatever the hell you want without any direction 4- a time to spend 8 years of your life because you never want to enter the real world

"Dude, college rapes my ass a lil more with each class I take."

Author: 00IlOvEcOlLeGe00 http://college.urbanup.com/4088527
69. (College) (7↑, 0↓)
the reason why I'm not yet technically considered an alcoholic

Greg: You've drank every single night this week. You're for sure an alcoholic. Brian: It's not considered [alcoholism] until after college, my friend.

Author: YuppyTheYuppie http://college.urbanup.com/5202704
70. (college) (12↑, 5↓)
(Adj) Of or relating to college activities specifically relating to alcohol, laziness, ramen noodles and/or poor decision making skills.

Dude, why are there ten holes in the wall? No clue, but my hands are killing me. so college.

71. (college) (10↑, 4↓)
A library on the UW-Madison campus where people go to if they want to procrastinate, socialize, check facebook, or smoke outside the building and be all cool like that. There are usually over a thousand sorority girls with painted faces in college every night.

"You wanna go to college?" "No, I can never study at college"

72. (college) (5↑, 0↓)
a boring place of optional higher education, which often results in the careless abuse of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and certain situations involving some form of sex...

I was supposed to be in class but i got drunk and found some horny girl in the freshman dorms and got and gave her a dirty raccoon....MAN I LOVE COLLEGE

73. (College) (22↑, 18↓)
Jail or Prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years.

Yo Freds away at college for a while

74. (college) (19↑, 15↓)
College (Latin collegium) is a term most often used today to denote an educational institution. More broadly, it can be the name of any group of colleagues (see for example electoral college, College of Arms). Originally it meant a group of people living together under a common set of rules (con-, "together" + leg-, "law"); indeed, some colleges call their members "fellows". The precise usage of the term varies among English-speaking countries.

The group on the infamous 'Circle Line 3' shall be assigned punishment by a jury of 3, with evidence provided by a college of many.

75. (College) (3↑, 0↓)
1. Where I go and work my ass off every day learning diffeq and pchem and such, but its apparently expensive daycare. 2. One of the most popular institutions to rip on.

Guy 1: "College is such a joke, man. You pay tons of money to get wasted and learn nothing related to the real world. I don't even use anything I "learned" there. You should drop out." Guy 2: "Interesting. What was your major again?" Guy 1: "Communications" Guy 1: "Oh, right. And yea, I'll take fries with that."

76. (College) (3↑, 0↓)
A place where you can waste 40 thousand dollars and spend time drinking and smoking weed, all while gaining useless knowledge and ending up in a hell hole of shit after 4 years.

Don't go to college

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77. (College) (3↑, 0↓)
Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.

I just graduated college, it took 5 years and im $100 thousand in debt.... WooHoo\!

78. (college) (3↑, 0↓)
(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).

I didn't want to buy those SAT study guide books because I thought they were so college.

79. (College) (1↑, 0↓)
-The biggest mistake of my life. -Do not fucking bother. -A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.

Thanks to my poor judgement, I now have to spend the next 30 years paying back every dime I make to my college\! If any moron can get a degree these days, what's the point of spending the money?

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80. (College) (1↑, 1↓)
A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are: 1. An STD 2. Liberal indoctrination 3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties) 4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate. College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.

Me went to "college" where me get edumucation and now me smart.

81. (college) (4↑, 6↓)
another word for saying something or someone is innovative with scarce resources, for instance when someone is in college and has absolutely no money.

kevin: "i ran out of laundry detergent, so i've been using handsoap." jane: "that's so college.."

82. (college) (16↑, 18↓)
where you party, get [drunk] and get [laid].

Matt: I went to college, and now I'm a man\!

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83. (college) (3↑, 6↓)
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you\!" to my family by not going.

Mother: GO TO COLLEGE\! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY\! Son: Fuck no\! I ain't going to college. 10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.

84. (college) (5↑, 8↓)
a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.

I went to college with my girlfriend.

85. (College) (21↑, 27↓)
An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.

The best time of my life, college, from Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA.

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86. (college) (6↑, 12↓)
(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.

(1) person A: "There were a plethora of colors available--" Person B: "Wait, did you just say plethora?" Person A (snobby): "Yeah... It IS a word you know..." Person B (sarcastic voice): "Sure thing, college\!" or (2) Person 1: "Dude, I totally just figured out the 'Sixth Sense'\! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time\!" Person 2 (sarcastic voice): "Wow... way to go college..."

87. (college) (6↑, 12↓)
when people stop smoking cocaine and start smoking coffee.

college is truly the place to be.

88. (college) (50↑, 56↓)
it can be described in 3 words beer sex and class

When we go to college its gunna be some much fun. I come home drunk, smart, and not a virgin

89. (college) (46↑, 53↓)
a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.

when i graduated college i became my boss's boss.

90. (College) (20↑, 28↓)
A place where young men and women of the world learn how to smoke pot and get drunk.

OMG Katie\! That hot college party last night was totally unforgettable\!\! I can't remember a thing, I'm so hung over\!\!

91. (college) (30↑, 38↓)
a place almost like high school, but the professors(teachers) don't give a shit and you pay to miss class from having a [hangover]. endless partying and much sex going on. oh yeah....a place of learning for a possible descent career.

I am taking human sexuality at college next semester.

92. (College) (31↑, 40↓)
The ongoing party. You have the times where everyone loves each other and is in the best mood ever. Further on in the party people start to get bitchy, and angry, and confrentational. Then time passes and everyone is having an awesome time again.

I'm going to college

93. (college) (1↑, 12↓)
Where your mom goes.

"I'm trying to raise money for college..." "Your mom goes to college." -Kip

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94. (college) (11↑, 22↓)
1)the long-awaited and much anticipated escape from the everyday life a high school student who wants to start fresh lives. 2)a topic that must be researched profusely to no end only to find biased/useless information on a school that has no appeal at all.

I can NOT wait until I graduate, so I can go to college. If only I knew where I wanted to go...the only thing I can find on the internet is whether a school is known for having hippies or preps...

95. (college) (7↑, 20↓)
The biggest gimmick out there. You pay oodles of money just to listen to some dickhead thump some outdated propaganda from the 1960s that is outdated while the world is falling apart. The propaganda usually involves something like Al Gore and maybe something related to how great the Beatles and Bob Marley are. You are forced to live in some smelly dorm room where you survive on Spam and Eazy Mac, and you have to deal with "diverse people" as in weird people - a lot of them have disabilities and they got a scholarship because of their untreated ADHD. The getting laid and beer pong is a big myth - most of the time in college is spent watching YouTube videos when you really should be research about some philosophical rhetoric of the Russian Revolution or something like that, jacking off too porn when you really want to get laid, and watching your favorite ball game get their ass kicked. You actually have to go to class with granny and your mom - that sucks.

College is a big gimmick. I am taking online and screw the Establishment\!

96. (college) (6↑, 20↓)
a time when doing crazy things and exceeding social norms is acceptable

"after graduating college, doing the crazy things i did then doesnt seem acceptable anymore"

97. (College) (4↑, 20↓)
a place where your friends are all you need, pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat and do it all again

That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked... Man I love college.

98. (College) (74↑, 90↓)
Intellectual stimulation in an ideal living environment. The combination of 1,800 talented 18-22 year olds, alcohol, drugs, and some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. A place where all men (and women) are indeed equal, and where the free exchange of ideas flourishes. Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.

I am smart. I want to learn, have fun, and have a future. Therefore, I am going to college.

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99. (college) (52↑, 69↓)
A place for people who are: 1) Scared to go out into the real world 2) Shelterd 3) Want to be average and middle class forever

Stake my own claim? In the real world? I would rather hide in college, so there is nothing to compare my failures to, except grades and a lifetime of loans.

100. (College) (64↑, 81↓)
A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.

I'm going to college and I'm going to make triple what you will\!

101. (college) (31↑, 65↓)
A lot of people seem to have a negative idea about college for some reason...Either they are pretentious [fuck]s, or all the students they know do arts. College, or [university], is a large institute of further learning which one attends after secondary school. Often, students leave home and live on their own with other students, learning how to pay their own bills and keep up a home on their own without calling mum and dad every time some little thing goes wrong. While at college, it is traditional to consume large amounts of [alcohol], [marijuana], and [sex]. Students must also attend lectures and, for the sart people (ie those doing science and engineering) there are labs as well. College is not like [school]. In school, the emphasis is completely on memorization, while in college, it is very much on [grok]king. Also, the lecturers are actual professionals (such as scientists, engineers, lawyers, artists, etc) rather than mere teachers. After three or four years, the student graduates with a degree. An arts degree is pretty useless, but most others are handy for getting a good job so that the former student may pay back whatever debt they may have accrued. see also [student]

I'm in college, studying science. I'm going for degrees in microbiology and biochemistry so that I can find the cure for [AIDS] and make the world a better place.

102. (College) (77↑, 113↓)
A highly expensive institution ran by fascist liberals. Ridiculously easy to get into, except for the stuck up ivy league college that doesn't really have anything special aside from its name. The Pros: -After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job -Alcohol flows like water -A higher concentration of easy women than in a ghetto -Drugs are just a skip and a hop away The Cons: -After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job -The professors are stuck up assholes -The elitists (feminists, pro-gay supporters, etc) are stuck up assholes -The liberal arts students are stuck up assholes -The classes you are forced to take are bullshit -The extreme work is bullshit Basically, the cons outweight the pros, but you have no choice, but to go there. Fortunately, alcohol and drugs might help you through. Unfortunately, alcohol and drugs might get you kick out.

Hmm, where to go to? Harvard, MIT, Yale, Princeton, some private college near me, or my local community college? Eh, some private college near me. It's closer, cheaper, and they all teach the same thing anyway.

103. (college) (45↑, 84↓)
The American version of a University, consisting of gay arse Frats, brotherhoods, sorities and dorms..how gay? who uses dorms? thats so grade 6 camp. Which they only call it "college" to be different from the rest of the English speaking world. (Even though English was invented in Engalnd...by the way im not English), and as they do with other words such as Grey, or as they like to call it "gray" and mum which they prefer to spell and say as "mom". Aswell as that they claim to be a really lucky country with all that free education crap but in actual fact they have to pay $30 000 to attend one of these so called "colleges" or they cannot be educated..sounds kinda third world to me. In my country you dont have to pay to learn. Maybe America should quit spending all thier money on nuclear bombs and should invest in assisting thier youth in the feild of "college\!"

Dave: "Woohooo i got 500 in my SATS..im gonna be a doctor\!" College profesor: " your too poor to be a doctor..maybe you should learn how to make burgers\!"

104. (college) (28↑, 68↓)
A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima In Canada, a lower rank than university. Elementary-\>high school-\>college-\>university Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats. In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?

"I got into queens university. All it took was a 95.6% average, 200 hours of community service and a letter of reccomendation from the board of directors at my dad's financial firm"-Me

105. (college) (16↑, 65↓)
A place where you go if you're too smart to try and find a job right out of high school but too dumb to get into a University.

I go to the University of Waterloo

106. (college) (38↑, 89↓)
Where your life begins (right after high school). College is the key to learning all there is to know to, basically, create your legacy, and even rake in shitloads of money\!

"I'm finally goin' to college on August 27th; it's at Lake Superior College\! ^_^ " -me "There is also more freedom in college than in high school. ^_\college " -me

107. (college) (28↑, 94↓)
a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

108. (college) (16↑, 146↓)
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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